EPISODE #280 – Richard and the Kids…

Interesting thing how life changes us as we grow older. Personally i’ve started to see the wisdom in superannuation, Pete’s been known to tune into 2CH, and Richard’s been hanging around kids. Not in that way!! He’s just attained an appreciation for “Kid Nation” the TV show. So what happens when you isolated a whole lot of kids and let them run their own society free of adults? Life my friends. A microcosm of our own society! Now it’s all very interesting – but personally i’d like to see it after we send in a whole lot of sugar and crack, and then some well placed semi-automatic weapons. Lord of the Flies? Naaaah, Law of the Mac10 baby!!! Now of course this would be called “Kid Rock Nation” but that’s beside the point…

So Richard’s predilection for reality TV has been uncovered, now Pete turns out to be a peeping tom. Now sure, i mean we all occassionally catch a glimpse of our attractive next door neighbour as she undresses and has a shower while we’re just sitting around in her tree and happen to glance into the 3rd floor window – i mean come on – it happens. But Pete, well he’s a very different fish! His voyeurism goes deeper. In fact his voyeurism is all about TV. That’s right, he’s very up to date with world events, the latest in US TV trends, and the rapid decline of Katie Couric. All because he’s got his head in the next door neighbour’s window! Yes, they have satellite TV, so why not share it? Luckily Pete’s there to take up the offer they’d extend… if they knew he was interested.

Now the Catholic Church has money – a spare penny or two. Over the last couple of years they’ve been using that money, and the money of very generous parishioners to defend many many priests who were running their own version of “Kid Nation”. It’s all a matter of public record, so don’t get antsy with me!! Anyway, now the Catholic Church, who are holding World Youth Day in Sydney are expecting us, the broke people of NSW to fund this event. Excuse me… I’m not Catholic, i don’t agree with Catholicism, this event is a farce – AND I REFUSE TO PAY!!! But Morris Enema, the lacklustre Premier of NSW has decided we need to. Because the fact the Vatican makes a $billion in profit each year should effect that decision! All this money that could be going to hospitals, schools, public transport, and Morris and his Merry Band of Catholic Lapdogs have decided we should pay. Angry? No – fucking furious actually!!

Hey Mr President returns! That regular segment in badly in need of fibre… Speaking of fibre – here’s an arsehole for you! Rudy Giuliani. Just a matter of weeks before he pulled out of the race – he was blooded by WBF. “The Man Who saved New York after 911”, or so he’d like to be remembered anyway. It’s not true, but he likes to think so. At this point Huckabee’s popularity was increasing, and Rudy was running a sad 4th. Karma, huh? Well Rudy’s a moderate Republican, so he believes that bad women can have abortions and you can only have a gun if you only shoot Mexicans (i made those up!!), he was originally a Democrat, but like his 3 marriages and numerous affairs, he changed his mind. He’s pro-Iraq, which shows you just how out of touch he is, and his wife is running 6th on the ‘Hottest Presidential Wives Poll’. Frankly, he’s a grubby operator. But as per usual there’s a number of factors he needs to be judged on:
As you know all candidates in this section of the show are rated on 3 important criteria:
1] How many Social Networking Sites do you appear on – Rudy = 7
2] How much merchandise – Rudy = 28 (not in love with himself at all)
3] How many ringtones – Rudy = 0
Want some more info? Here take this with a grain of salt – but interesting read!

Ten HD TV, Kevin Smith and apparently a new direction for Broadband usage (the less you use the better it works) rounded out the show before…

Poll Smoking! You’ve heard the polls, in fact you may have shot some in the Ardenne, but these are the polls that matter. 18% of Australians believe they will lose their job! What eventually? Well yes! Funnily enough 72% of people believe they could find another job quickly. Ahhhhh delusion. Try it and see… not fun! Looking at politics, 49% like the ALP and 36.5% like the Coalition. So nothing much there has changed when you look at the 4.5% average error rate in polls.

Fuck O Meter this week was somewhat elevated.
P: 4
R: 3
A: 1
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