The worlds ‘hottest’ opposition leader

and you though we were going to say Turdbill, you sick little puppies.  No, indeed these weeks made no mention of Tzipi Livni, the Kadima leader from the Israeli Knessit, but you know what, heres a pic for you anyway!

ANYWAAAAYYYYY, here are shows 317 and 318, almost caught, we have…

 

Show 317 – Richard and Pete learn what its like to be there without Abe Part 2

OceanNET and Gupta, Richard talks about breasts on anime girls, no disclaimer (OMG!!), aunty doris’s cash wad (ewww), abe’s porn channel, http:///www.walkblackforest.org/porn/cashwad

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow317/wbfshow317.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow317

 

 

Show 318 – Smeg Raaaadddiiiooooo!
Pete compares K’s Choice to a beer, they discuss the Shooters Guide to Meat and the only way to get the book comes from the depths of depravity, Dave’s simple goat blank…., Chris Bath, K-RUDD dropping the S bomb (godammned I’d hoped for the C-Bomb)

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow318/wbfshow318.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow318

The big announcement

Did you hear the ‘big announcement’? It was a magic night on air as the team from a WBF finally announced the big announcement of all big announcements, announcing it from the annunication hill at the Sands Casino and Doughnut House, Las Vegas, Indiana.

Oh, you fucks want to hear the announcement? Selfish bastards. You will have to find it in one of the following podcasts, that through the magic of radio, have all appeared at once in your little RSS feed.

But if you want a hint…shhhh, come in close. Closer. Closer. Not that that close, I’m married. Abe is a woman. Here, see the pic.

We have been digitially altering his voice for years, fiddling with the bass tones, tinkling with the harmonics and generally dealing with the high pitched screeches, and well, leaving them in there for posterity. There you go, the big announcement. Wow, I feel so much better now thats out in the open. How about you Abe?

OK, so to the shows…

Show 315 – Richard and Pete learn the benefit of post-production
Oh yes, there is such a thing, even such a polished, well-rehearsed and scripted show like ours. Especially, where lynch mobs are concerned
Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow315/wbfshow315.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow315

 

Show 316 – John Howard, full of shit, full of shit, full of shit
John Howard is a weenie little ideologue, stevie let your hair hang down, getting stimulated, coon is a type of cheese, it is NOT SHOOTING THE MONKEY, abe explains what simulus is (with and without a video camera) and we countdown to the big announcement (which you already know!)

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow316/wbfshow316.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow316

so fucking special!

I’m special, you are special, we are all special fuckers…yes, WBF is back for 2009, new president, new title for captain planet, the realisation that richard doesn’t exist and that there is a new abe.  Pete is the same as ever was, same AS HE EVER WAS.

So, what do I hear you ask, do you fucking want? How about 3 shows in a row, yes all three shows from the January 2009 are here in a President Obama special..I’m so very..he’s so very….specccciiiiaaallll

Show 312 was broadcast on January 6th 2009…it was a magical land

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow312/wbfshow312.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow312

Show 313 was broadcast January 13th 2009

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow313/wbfshow313.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow313

Show 314 had no Abe, you be judge! It did it have talk about Radio Birdman, the saints, the laughing clowns, nick cave and the bad seeds and some right wing fuk-bill twittering from ATP

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow314/wbfshow314.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow314

and now for abe’s listening pleasure, here are Turd-bills new fave band…THE SAINTS

and for Abe, even more fucking SAINTS!!!

and finally, one less for abe, and one more for Pete, this is the mighty fucking spiritualized doing come together

Show 311- Merry Christmas, from the bearded toolboy Santa..f’ck that

Ok, so this is christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, the weak and strong.  Oh yoko..

show 311 rockets into life with chrissie presents for all.  One for Joey Ratzinger, unfortunately, its not what he was wishing for, although I believe california gave it to him in November.  One for Holden, Captain Planet has the cheque, one for Andrew O’Keefe from Channel 9, it is shaped like a bottle of JD, and one for little Baby Jesus, don’t worry about the sharp edges, he can’t hurt himself.

We also start the new sport of celebrity weatherperson death match smackdowning.  My money is still on Steve Jacobs.

Oh, and those of you waiting for Richards Science Segment.  You cheapskate, lazy fucks.  Just but a copy of the Scientific American.  Thats all he does.

See you in 2009 when once again we hope desperately for a despot to depose.  Maybe Belgium…

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow311/wbfshow311.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow311

No Fucking Deal, I’m too fucked

Show 310 – what the fuck just happened?

My name is Peter WBF. I had an accident, and I woke up in show 310. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

For some reason, all the guys are now wearing silver jumpsuits, the creepy kid from the sixth sense is President and he is married to Abigail Breslin.  In Australia, KRUDD is PM for the 25th straight year and in a weird piece of brain-fuckery, the liberals still think that they might have won in 2007 with Peter Costello as PM…

Yes, we have skipped a few shows and have arrived here at Show 310 in a magical, mysterious way of catching up from my perrenial laziness.  On this show, we finally get to Richards science segment after a 6 year wait, we talk auto bailouts, we talk alleged senate seat auctioneering and we discuss captain planets less that satisfactory climate bargain. 

All rock, all roll, all the time

The new first lady

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow310/wbfshow310.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow310

Show 307 finds a path to spiritual fullfillment

Yes, my friends, after the tumult that was the US election, WBF returns to pastures brown and smelly to do what we do best…spin shit and yell at each other.  This week we introduce the coporate wanker of the week, not get to Richards science segment, have a red hot go and liberate the australian car companies of the guilt of aksing for billions of taxpayer dollars to prop up their ailing corporate bonus scheme, can’t have that going broke, now can we?

And of course, pete singing there is nothing like a dane in the hope of picking up a prince at a bar.  He could be called John prince for all he cares, he is after all the town bike

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow307/wbfshow307.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow307

Election Special 08 – Double Penetration (and this would be the show Curley shows up!)

After a momentus day in American history, the WBF team out Wolf Wolf, out grey hair AC360, get our legs hotter than Soledad O’Brien and well, just tell Brit Hume, Chris Matthews and Rachel Ray to get fUcked (again), we go live from the CNN Grill room in NYC, after everyone has gone home and the lights are out (but someone has left a pile of dirty, wet tissues in the corner- we are eyeballing you Blitzer), we get and down and dirty on the election, the aftermath, the beforemath, the duringmath and the inbetween knowing the result and having to blather on for hoursmath.

No holograms, no erecting capitol buildings, no interactive monitors, just regular updates from Fox News and a special unedited replay of the Obama acceptance.

Nothing more to say that Obama, Obama, O-O-Obama!

 President-elect Barack Obama acknowledges the crowd before delivering his victory speech in Chicago before a crowd of 125,000. "It belongs to you," Obama told his supporters. "This is your victory."

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshowDP08

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshowDP08/wbfspecialDP08.mp3

Show 306 – 5000 lawyers in Florida can’t be wrong

Yes lerdies and gennelmen, as we await the victor in the Melbourne Cup to curl up their furlocks and stop giving a fuck, WBF show 306 talks exclusively about richard’s butt, and girl germs and well, we might talk a little about the election.

we get regular updates from the inactive CNN news centre, whilst wolf and AC360 are still asleepy-bobo’s.  we talk third party candidates, why abe loves ralph nader, we discuss the states to watch and the states to ignore (ted stevens we are looking at you, but unfortunately so a big bloke called bubba who wants to get close, real close) and we get an indication (or not) from Bill O’Reilly that the hate is about to end!

WBF Show 306 has ABE360, Cheney Wolfhound BlitzerDonner Palin and Pete and Richard…Britt Hume, go fuck yourself!

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow306/wbfshow306.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow306

WBF’s Electoral team, ABE360, Wolf DonnerBlitzen and some crazy guy with mascara, lipstick and an assault rifle.  It could Pete or Richard.  No one knows.  No one cares.