A Walk in the black forest lockdown #94

It is Friday and we Richard decides to get his speedos on and return from his beautiful sunny summer break in Bournemouth. Him and the rest of the UK. I mean why wouldn’t you? I mean it has been a horrible winter, locked indoors, boilers pumping, wan shallow sunlight the best you can expect. You have been living on a diet of Sainsbury readys, weak PG Tips and cans of extra song fuck off strength lager (and a once a week serving of chips and curry sauce). It was a bad winter. So, when the sun peaks out and it hits balmy tropical high of 29, break out the hanky and get down to the beach, like Richard, Only one problem….

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