EPISODE #266 – The Non-Exclusive Brethren

Let’s do the time warp agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain…

After the now obvious and some what stereotyped appearance of a Radio Birdman Gloryhole Fest, the show moved onto real, substantive, visceral issues; WWE Wrestling and what is now known as the WWE Curley Curse! As you may be aware, whenever The Early Curley appears on A Walk in the Black Forest, a wrestler dies!! It’s true!! The first time it was Chris Benoit, then Crush, now this time… Hulk Hogan’s little boy totals his car and only escapes certain death by Early Curley being absent and Pete turning up. How different things would have been if he hadn’t been there. Pete really is The Freshmaker!
But this isn’t Baby Hogan’s first crash – this is his Lamborghini only 12 months ago:
He looooooooooooooooooves yellow!! What a wanker!!

Hey Mr President this week highlighted Democrat Bill Richardson. He likes Cigars, boxing, boxing trivia, boxer shorts, Pick A Box, and Madonna’s box… but we’ve ALLLL been there!! he also loves horse and Ryan Seacrest – gay anyone?? That being said he wants the troops out of Iraq (so they can wash his car all covered in suds while wearing boxer shorts and riding horse)… and did i mention he likes boxing?
As you know all candidates in this section of the show are rated on 3 important criteria:
1] How many Social Networking Sites do you appear on – Bouncing Bill = 6
2] How much merchandise – Bouncing Bill = 33 (a new record!)
3] How many ringtones – Bouncing Bill = 0
Now if Bill and his Fists of Fury sound good to you, then head over and read more. I know he’s Latino, but he sure looks like he enjoys a spray tan or 20!

We’ve probably covered APEC to death – so let’s move on.

Battle For Bennelong saw Little Johnny actually turn up to an event in Bennelong. His supporters had only ever seen him on TV, and even though Bennelong is his local electorate – this event, at a local school – was the first event Little Johnny’s been to in Bennelong for some time. In fact probably about 4 years… odd that!

Meanwhile Richard went to a Labour Party Fundraiser and won trivia! You go girl!!

Fuck-O-Meter this week:
P: 3
R: 3
A: 1
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