260 shows generally brings celebrations, keys to the city, a pat on the back, and sometimes a bit of poking in the dressing sheds. For us though, the celebrations were truncated since Richard was missing from the proceedings. But more on that later…
Again WBF tried to go one better than the usual 5.1 surround sound, Web 2.0 compatible experience, DRM free, SRS, experience. WBF is, and always has been a bi-sensual experience. It’s the buzz word with the kids, but WBF used it first. Just remember, the USS Kittyhawk is in town, so double bag it boys!
The new overview of the US Presidential Race started this week on the programme – “Hey Mr President” (unfortunately no reference to P!nk there…) the newest in segmentalised goodness for your aural pleasure. Pete let loose with flurry and abandon… then after that cleared he started the segment. But back to the text; Ron Paul, the kind of Republican that has a social conscience was highlighted this week. Fiscally conservative, socially aware. I should write slogans, it has to be better than my day job…! So while he quotes Reagan to fight his critics, he also quotes the CIA to shoot down the lies form the White House. Clever little man – if only he didn’t look like comedy relief!
Now Hey Mr President is going to have an unusual scoring system:
1] How many Social Networking Sites do you appear on – Ron Paul = 6
2] How much merchandise – Ron Paul = 3
3] How many ringtones – Ron Paul = 0
It was at this point Richard’s relief walked in. We weren’t expecting relief, but Pete needed some and the usual fluffer was tired… none other than The Early Curley. Host of 2RRR’s very own MMMH.
The lovely Matt helped us through Liberal Party donations, isn’t it nice to know everything’s for rent, the sad demise of WWE’s Chris Benoit (who sadly decided to take his loved ones with him) and then onto Hamas Mouse.
See Mickey Mouse has a dark side. He’s over cowtowing to the US corporate elite. Tired of being a spokesman for greed, ignorance and racism. Mickey Mouse has broken away and taken on a new identity – Hamas Mouse! Dressed like his pre-corporatised form, he has become the very antithesis of the ruling US junta. But now Hamas Mouse has moved on. His identity discovered he must find new avenues to explore, new evils to fight. Mickey, we salute your intentions, even if you did run off the rails!!
Battle for Bennelong this week saw Little Johnny’s safe seat not looking so safe – so what have the Liberal Party done? Well why not co-opt someone else’s? And who better to help with that than a young man names Alex Hawke. Alex has a colourful history, in fact his history is generally 3 colours; a black swastika in a white circle on a red field. See Alex isn’t just conservative – he’s a rabid fascist! You see Little Johnny needs young blood to take up his cause, and what better than a group of ideologically in-line young people who like little brown outfits! He was hand-picked by Little Johnny to do his dirty work. Alex has been implicated in branch stacking, intimidation, and heading up the Liberal Party’s move into the Right Wing Christian world of Hillsong. Someone to keep an eye on, especially after the revolution!!
The Fuck O Meter this week was interesting. Without Richard’s influence the tide turned…
Pete: 1
Matt: 3
Clit Face: 1
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