EPISODE #256 – Kentucky Fried Chicken Flaps

There are many things that mystify man; Eddie McGuire, petrol prices, and Hu Jin Tao (Hu Jin Tao? We all Jin Tao!!). This week, Richard in his infinity wisdom found a new one. If you weren’t there it’s hard to import the seriousness of the preponderance. Suffice to say – it can wait…

As WBF enters the digital age, the often mentioned never really accepted MySpace has become the latest conquest. As Pierre said previously, you can access WBF via the MySpace IPP (Internet Posing Portal) any time of the day or night. It’s Web 2.0 compatible, and at no extra cost DRM free. Pete, the MySpace Webmaster, has so far collected a number of people and plans on conquering more. In fact the Liberal Party are looking into MySpace – interesting considering they have been calling for it to shut down everytime there’s a teen suicide!

The Republicans in the US are trying to get rid of GWB – do they realise he can’t legally win the next election? You can only have two terms then they have to come up with a new candidate. he coudlnt’ possibly legally win… oh that’s right, he didn’t win the last one legally either!!

The Americans are a strange lot; my country’s bigger than yours, my food is fattier than yours, our bombs are bigger than yours – and now our terrorist attack is bigger than yours! Almost every week a terrorist plot “bigger than 911” is foiled. So WBF suggest we have “911 – The Arena Spectacular”. Headliners include John Farnham (who will again come out of retirement), those annoying kids on the Qantas ads, and Celine Dion. Ah Celine, your legacy will be long, painfully out of tune and over hyped. Just like your career!

[Note to listeners of the Web 2.0 compatible DRM-free downloadable version of the show – THIS is where Pete threw his first French reference]

Our very own PM, The Climate Warrior, and Malcolm Turdbill (the Minister for Affluence and Effluent) have been busily “leading the environmental agenda” in the lead up to the election. It’s a solid agenda, it’s a proven agenda – in fact it’s so solid it’s been done before. In fact it’s a good 15 years old and has been the policy the Labour Party have been following the entire time the Howard Junta has been ignoring the environment. Go Little Johnny.

[Somewhere in here Richard mentioned Goatse… ’nuff said]

The Batik Caravan arrives in Sydney soon with APEC leaders meeting in Sydney. Now how do i put this? NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE!!!!! The city will effectively be locked down for almost 2 weeks. The State Government doesn’t want it – but Little Johnny’s decided it’s going to happen! The Police have some new powers; closing streets, closing whole suburbs down if need be, and of course ritual sodomy. Strap in kids, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

And finally Ms Peaches, our MySpace friend! Peaches is lying low, but daddy Big Bob, has been touring the world big noting himself. Decked out in medals he went to Gorbachev’s birthday. If only Gorby still controlled the Spetsnaz!!!

Fuck O Meter this week

Pete: 2
Richard: 1
Abe: 2

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Oh and if you’re wondering… Richard was contemplating Chicken Vaginas. Not for any real reason – just recreationally!!

One thought on “EPISODE #256 – Kentucky Fried Chicken Flaps

  1. >The Republicans in the US are trying to get rid of GWB -> do they realise he can’t legally win the next >election? You can only have two terms then they have to >come up with a new candidate. he coudlnt’ possibly >legally win… oh that’s right, he didn’t win the last >one legally either!!

    or the one before that. and I have my doubts about Texas

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