C words have always been my favourite. You know why? Latin. It is entirely because of Latin. Confugimus, confugimus. Corpus Christi. Contrary. Bong water. On this show, we experience Abe at his most sexy voiced. Imagine Justin Timberlake and Javier Bardem both covered in treacle and honey drinking fine whiskey. And then you have Richard’s fantasy Saturday evening. Oh wait, that is implausible as premise. I am pretty sure Richard wouldn’t know who either of these people. You can hear it. Justin who? Javier what now? Treacle, is that a French word, Pete? What a wanker. or is that Les Wanker? Maybe I should just start again….
Add honey and treacle