John Howard is a great Local member. Here he tells you so himself… He’s upheld the sacred trust of all Bennelong residents, supporting their families and their blind obedience to the Liberal cause. In fact he’s SO loyal to Bennelong, he refuses to join his local radio station, he refuses invitations to visit Public Schools, in fact he only really turns up to “shake it all about” with those hep-cat grannies who’d vote for him anyway! Little Johnny – we don’t want you anymore!!
This wek’s show will be remembered by all as the show Richard proclaimed, ney predicted the victory for Rudd in the upcoming election. He had a rumbling in his media, later explained by his dinner, that this victory would be so. Oh Richard if you’ve jinxed Ruddikins – you are in SOOOOO much shiite!! Of course John Hewson was predicted to win his election too, with an approval ratingÂ of 75%Â just weeks before the election… but NOOOOOO. Of course Howard is a battler. He’s come from the suburbs, done his public service and now vies for ultimate power – just like a small Austrian boy once did. the parallels are still there!!!
Unfortunately in this sad world, the youth (or “Youff” if you live in Granville) see the Howard Junta as the middle ground, America as a protector,Â Big Brother as entertainment, and Gretel Killen as a woman. Who would have thunk it!? Still there are worse things in the world – Robert Mugabe for instance. Now the debate raged as to the recent comparison between him and Little Johnny. Sure it seems extreme, but Mugabe is at least overt about taking away people’s human rights, stamping on the media, resticting voting, racial marginalisation. Little Johnny however is much more covert, letting the populace’s petty prejudices do the work for him. Strangely similar, yet again, to a young Austrian man some years ago!!
Religin plays a big part in US society – just ask the Ginger Ninja, Chuck norris. He was famous once, appearing with Bruce Lee in films, then killing brown people and communists in many many movies, finally capping it off with ads for the Abdominiser and becoming Walker Texas Ranger. Unfortunately for us Chuck is an idiot! Not usually a probelm, but famous idiots seem to be able to get press no matter what they do! So the Ginger Ninja is now on a campaign against the evils of Atheism. Yes that incidious, vile, cult where peopleÂ believe in what they want and aren’t controlled by an authoritarian oligarchy. That’sÂ right Chuck, you spent years killing the minions of one “evil empire” in Communism, now you serve your own “Christianity”.Â Hypocrisy?
Finally, last but certainly not least, Peaches, who this week was trashed by DJ Ping as being White Trash. Apparently Glad Tough Bags are planning on suing. Hot on the heels of this, Peaches has been voted the 2nd Best Dressed Celebrity in the UK. How? your guess is as good as a well placed “donation” the the magazine i assume. Daddy emanwhile has become an honourary doctor. Again legal action is pending, with Doctor Who, Doctor Spock and Doctor Mengele all planning onÂ suing!
Fuck O Meter this week:
Why is the Fuck O MeterÂ so small??