Finally the show gets to air. Yes WBF hits the airwaves unencumbered by technology – sort of!!
The French have a lot to answer for; Nuclear testing in the Pacific, mime, pretentious cinema, and Pete’s ability to work his the French into any conversation ever had. Granted the last bit wasn’t their fault, but if the Prussians had just won WW1, then WW2 wouldn’t have happened AND we’d have no French!! See solved… I digress. So the French had this idea in their general election (generalle electionne) to show France as it would be under the competing parties. Great idea. So – we stole it! What would Australia be like if it was Howardstag or Ruddville? The Howardstag, as it’s known by official decree, is a land of religious free thinking. Every school has their own religious guidance (sponsored by the federal government) to instill the joy of Jesus into all our hearts; Christians, Muslims and Jews alike. The Howardstag also endorses a new movement – the Howard Jugend. It’s like scouts, uniforms, praising Queen Janette, institutionalised buggery – but they help Right-thinking Australians feel safe, by being on the lookout for foreigners who don’t run shops or clean our toilets. If they don’t fit into the category… well, it’s off to Camp Tampa. The land is free, free to follow direction from our benefactors in the UCA – United Confederacy of America. Ruddville you may ask? Why live in fantasy??
The Virginia killings raised may issues – none the least of which are the questions about the media. What’s the Matt Lauer’s hair? Is Katie Couric really plastic? How can Fox News be called news? The NRA says that all students would have been safer if they had been carrying guns. What the NRA seem to have missed is that the Virginia Tech Police aren’t just security guards – they actually are certified Police. They have their own SWAT team, their own sniffer dogs, and a shit load of guns and they couldn’t stop it!!! Oddly enough, in the “If It Bleeds It Leads” stakes, 200 people were killed in Iraq that morning – do you know what hit the headlines? Nice distraction for the corporate media to concentrate for almost a week entirely on this while more innocents die overseas. In the words of a certain F1 caller “Spin, spin, spin”.
The poms, well known for their willingness to shag on demand (easy to get, not worth the ride) have opened their own “sexual theme park”. With rides like the “slippery dip”, “Tea bagging clowns”, “The Penetrator” and more, it’s sure to be a blast! Cum one, cum all!!
Millions of Peaches this week brought us the escapades of Big Bob. Bob’s been out and about – obviously he’s broken containment lines… Bob’s going to be starting a hugely ambitious project “The Dictionary of Man“. It will encompass all of Mans existence so far in the 21st Century. It will cover music, news, pop culture and more. Luckily for Bob he’s very talented and can do all of that in 8 episodes! Go Bob – can’t wait to read his version of the Bible. Apparently it’s a pop-up book!!
And with that Season 2 Volume 2 Episode 1 of A Walk in The Black Forest was launched.
The Fuck-O-Meter was reasonably sedate: