so fucking special!

I’m special, you are special, we are all special fuckers…yes, WBF is back for 2009, new president, new title for captain planet, the realisation that richard doesn’t exist and that there is a new abe.  Pete is the same as ever was, same AS HE EVER WAS.

So, what do I hear you ask, do you fucking want? How about 3 shows in a row, yes all three shows from the January 2009 are here in a President Obama special..I’m so very..he’s so very….specccciiiiaaallll

Show 312 was broadcast on January 6th 2009…it was a magical land

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow312/wbfshow312.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow312

Show 313 was broadcast January 13th 2009

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow313/wbfshow313.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow313

Show 314 had no Abe, you be judge! It did it have talk about Radio Birdman, the saints, the laughing clowns, nick cave and the bad seeds and some right wing fuk-bill twittering from ATP

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow314/wbfshow314.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow314

and now for abe’s listening pleasure, here are Turd-bills new fave band…THE SAINTS

and for Abe, even more fucking SAINTS!!!

and finally, one less for abe, and one more for Pete, this is the mighty fucking spiritualized doing come together

Show 311- Merry Christmas, from the bearded toolboy Santa..f’ck that

Ok, so this is christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, the weak and strong.  Oh yoko..

show 311 rockets into life with chrissie presents for all.  One for Joey Ratzinger, unfortunately, its not what he was wishing for, although I believe california gave it to him in November.  One for Holden, Captain Planet has the cheque, one for Andrew O’Keefe from Channel 9, it is shaped like a bottle of JD, and one for little Baby Jesus, don’t worry about the sharp edges, he can’t hurt himself.

We also start the new sport of celebrity weatherperson death match smackdowning.  My money is still on Steve Jacobs.

Oh, and those of you waiting for Richards Science Segment.  You cheapskate, lazy fucks.  Just but a copy of the Scientific American.  Thats all he does.

See you in 2009 when once again we hope desperately for a despot to depose.  Maybe Belgium…

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow311/wbfshow311.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow311

No Fucking Deal, I’m too fucked

Show 310 – what the fuck just happened?

My name is Peter WBF. I had an accident, and I woke up in show 310. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

For some reason, all the guys are now wearing silver jumpsuits, the creepy kid from the sixth sense is President and he is married to Abigail Breslin.  In Australia, KRUDD is PM for the 25th straight year and in a weird piece of brain-fuckery, the liberals still think that they might have won in 2007 with Peter Costello as PM…

Yes, we have skipped a few shows and have arrived here at Show 310 in a magical, mysterious way of catching up from my perrenial laziness.  On this show, we finally get to Richards science segment after a 6 year wait, we talk auto bailouts, we talk alleged senate seat auctioneering and we discuss captain planets less that satisfactory climate bargain. 

All rock, all roll, all the time

The new first lady

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow310/wbfshow310.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow310

Show 307 finds a path to spiritual fullfillment

Yes, my friends, after the tumult that was the US election, WBF returns to pastures brown and smelly to do what we do best…spin shit and yell at each other.  This week we introduce the coporate wanker of the week, not get to Richards science segment, have a red hot go and liberate the australian car companies of the guilt of aksing for billions of taxpayer dollars to prop up their ailing corporate bonus scheme, can’t have that going broke, now can we?

And of course, pete singing there is nothing like a dane in the hope of picking up a prince at a bar.  He could be called John prince for all he cares, he is after all the town bike

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow307/wbfshow307.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow307

Election Special 08 – Double Penetration (and this would be the show Curley shows up!)

After a momentus day in American history, the WBF team out Wolf Wolf, out grey hair AC360, get our legs hotter than Soledad O’Brien and well, just tell Brit Hume, Chris Matthews and Rachel Ray to get fUcked (again), we go live from the CNN Grill room in NYC, after everyone has gone home and the lights are out (but someone has left a pile of dirty, wet tissues in the corner- we are eyeballing you Blitzer), we get and down and dirty on the election, the aftermath, the beforemath, the duringmath and the inbetween knowing the result and having to blather on for hoursmath.

No holograms, no erecting capitol buildings, no interactive monitors, just regular updates from Fox News and a special unedited replay of the Obama acceptance.

Nothing more to say that Obama, Obama, O-O-Obama!

 President-elect Barack Obama acknowledges the crowd before delivering his victory speech in Chicago before a crowd of 125,000. "It belongs to you," Obama told his supporters. "This is your victory."

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshowDP08

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshowDP08/wbfspecialDP08.mp3

Show 306 – 5000 lawyers in Florida can’t be wrong

Yes lerdies and gennelmen, as we await the victor in the Melbourne Cup to curl up their furlocks and stop giving a fuck, WBF show 306 talks exclusively about richard’s butt, and girl germs and well, we might talk a little about the election.

we get regular updates from the inactive CNN news centre, whilst wolf and AC360 are still asleepy-bobo’s.  we talk third party candidates, why abe loves ralph nader, we discuss the states to watch and the states to ignore (ted stevens we are looking at you, but unfortunately so a big bloke called bubba who wants to get close, real close) and we get an indication (or not) from Bill O’Reilly that the hate is about to end!

WBF Show 306 has ABE360, Cheney Wolfhound BlitzerDonner Palin and Pete and Richard…Britt Hume, go fuck yourself!

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow306/wbfshow306.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow306

WBF’s Electoral team, ABE360, Wolf DonnerBlitzen and some crazy guy with mascara, lipstick and an assault rifle.  It could Pete or Richard.  No one knows.  No one cares.

Show 304 is a childish imitation of what real radio should be

yes, we know it, we know our limitations and a mans gotta know his limitations!  But we come back any way for more indepth discussion of the issues besetting the world

Red Hot go is back this time taking on the trains, we get into a broad discusssion about ‘the french’ as well Pete doing the best impressions of Tony Blair you have EVER heard and of course, we break down the financial crisis, abandoned Ferrari by abandoned Ferrari. 

This is a show even a child could understand and enjoy but shouldn’t because we say fuck a lot and lets be fair, kids should be shielded until they are at least 28 from rude words, adult concepts, information about sex, informaion about what is corrupting society, politics (except Sarah Palin cuz she’s hockey mum), rap music, any music except Pat Boone, LiLO and her skanky ilk and from malt in milkshakes.  They should be kept in their little gingerbread house away from the woes of the world because when they enter into the light (after the tender age of 28) they will be fully prepared for what is to come.

WBF stands for free speech, free headache pills (for Richard), free beer (for Pete) and free pizza as long as it’s vegan (for Abe) 

Peace out Brothers

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow304/wbfshow304.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow304

WBF show 303 breaks the 7th wall and decides to wallpaper the 8th

Abe returns for Show 303 as we the 7th wall becomes trash to our awesome radio power.  Think that the 7th wall doesn’t exist, well download this show monkeyboys and monkeygirls.  As Marvin DD Monkey (pictured) says “eat Bannanas, eat, eat Bannanas”

On this show, Red Hot Go, we ‘pal around with terrorists’ and we go deep, deep into the issues covered by the national organ of the press, printing all the news thats fit to get stupid men a hard-on, the Daily Telegraph

Marvin DD Monkey endorses OBAMA!

Marvin DD Monkey endorses OBAMA!

 

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow303/wbfshow303.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow303

Show 302 is as green a Kermit De Frog

Abe piked (some pathetic excuse about being ‘sick’ and ‘heaving his guts up’ and being the colour of ‘kermit the frog’ – wimp!)

So, richard and I powered ahead with a comedy landslide that talked financial crisis, obama and how much is the doggie in the window (in both gross and net terms)

So, show some support, show some love, give Richard a double of dose of asprin and hit the downloads ‘my friend’ (copyright pending MC CAIN)

Show: http://www.archive.org/download/wbfshow302/wbfshow302.mp3

Details: http://www.archive.org/details/wbfshow302