{"id":179,"date":"2007-09-09T16:16:50","date_gmt":"2007-09-10T03:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/?p=179"},"modified":"2007-09-09T16:16:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-10T03:16:50","slug":"episode-267-your-personal-convoy-of-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/?p=179","title":{"rendered":"EPISODE #267 &#8211; Your Personal Convoy of Doom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So there was this long line of traffic going through the city and i thought i&#8217;d just tag along behind. They were making pretty good speed, and there was a police escort so i thought &#8220;Hell, why not!?&#8221; and followed along. The doctor expects only some of the entry wounds will scar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So with GWB in town, Little Johnny&#8217;s dumped the Mrs, put on his best suit, booked some Gold Class tickets to the movies, and asked Downer not to call him late at night for a booty call. It&#8217;s a hot couple of nights in the big city, and Little Johnny&#8217;s lubed for some APEC glory!<\/p>\n<p>So through the airport they came &#8211; bypassing Customs, bypassing Quarantine, bypassing the metal detectors, but not bypassing the brothels i&#8217;m sure. US security personnel can bring in their guns, bring in their disease ridden personages, hell bring in Peaches weekly Columbian &#8220;eBay items&#8221;. 54% of NSW residents think it&#8217;s a waste of time, and 74% think it&#8217;s a waste of money. Oh look, who said the people should be asked. Let the State rule! In fact a businessman wanted to put ads on TV expressing his displeasure and was refused by these Corporate Dogs of the Power Elite. His billboards were refused, his ads weren&#8217;t on TV &#8211; where&#8217;s the democracy!!?<\/p>\n<p>Battle for Bennelong this week saw the Liberal Government&#8217;s primary vote dip to 37% against the Labour Opposition&#8217;s 51%, and in 2 party preferred it was Libs 41% vs Labour&#8217;s 59%. Clocks a&#8217;tickin&#8217; Little Johnny. It&#8217;s time to go&#8230; Johnny!!!<\/p>\n<p>From one knob to another, US Senator Larry E Craig. He&#8217;s not one to waste a trip to the loo! He&#8217;s big on the toilet escapades. You see Larry isn&#8217;t gay, but he&#8217;s partial to some penis. Unfortunately this time he got the wrong kind of baton, and instead got some truncheon in the shape of a Police officer. Mr Policeman arrested Larry, Larry resigned, and in the future Larry may be getting more penis then he thought he&#8217;d ever need! &#8220;Larry, this is Bubba. Bubba, this is your new bunk mate Larry&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fuck-O-Meter this week:<br \/>\nP: 3<br \/>\nR: 3<br \/>\nA: 1<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image180\" alt=\"FuckOMeter 2808071.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/FuckOMeter%202808071.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So there was this long line of traffic going through the city and i thought&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/?p=179\">Read the post<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">EPISODE #267 &#8211; Your Personal Convoy of Doom<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-shows","excerpt","zoom","full-without-featured","even","excerpt-0"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.walkblackforest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}