… but seriously folks!!<\/p>\n
As Richard chomped down on his McTriple Threat, and Pete assumed the unchallenged title of MySpace Master, the show kicked off with a newsflash – Conservatives are scared of technology! MySpace aren’t happy with the Libs in Australia because they aren’t handling their MySpace friends with the respect they deserve. So Little Johnny Fudge Pants extracted his head from GWB’s arse just<\/em> long enough to place a 1 minute 50 second message on his MySpace. Question being, what kind of a sad sack would you have to be to have Little Johnny as a friend… not even his party want him anymore!<\/p>\n Hey Mr President<\/em> this week got into one of the serious contenders; Fred Thompson<\/a>. Now he may look familiar to you, and not it’s not from Crime Stoppers – he’s an actor. So if he does win the US Presidential election, at least when he lies to us it will look convincing! Fred-boy is the only US candidate with his own theatrical IMDB.com<\/a> entry, and apparently a bit of a following. If you look at this<\/a> site, you’ll see he’s a headliner at a rock concert\/ conservative brainwashing drive (not coincidentally sponsored by the impartial Fox News). Also this week, Pete discovered Obama Girl<\/a> and Hot 4 Hill<\/a>, a lipstick lesbian tribute to Hillary Clinton. Now the idea of Hillary may be attractive… but the reality – less so!! Another conservative in the White House? Puh-leese!<\/p>\n While the yanks battle it out in their preliminaries, the fight for Australia’s heart and soul continues – and the hub; the Battle for Bennelong<\/em>. Newspoll delivered a bit of a blow to Little Johnny and his Junta, with only a 39% approval rating in our most populace state New South Wales. In fact Malcolm Turd-bill, arch nemesis to all good thinking Australians my lose his seat by a 20% swing. All this and a Costello leadership challenge just out from the election being announced. Sad thing is, no one likes Costello either. Maybe the revolution has started…<\/p>\n Peaches<\/em> the week saw Big Bob trying to stop a telemovie being made about his ex-wife Paula Yates. It’s all a bit embarrassing really, especially when people start drawing parallels with his daughter Peaches. But Bob’s a smart cookie – he’s sent his money overseas. Now you may think; “so what?”. Well to tell you how much it is – he’s saving 1 billion pounds in death tax. Oh Peaches, when he croaks you won’t have to import parts of Bolivia, you can have it dragged over to the UK and you can have someone drive it over for you. “The Enemy” have ended their feud with Peaches that first started at Glastonbury. They described her as “untalented” and a bit of a scrubber. Now oddly they describe her as having a slight after taste…<\/p>\n The Fuck O Meter this week:<\/p>\n …. i didn’t count…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" … but seriously folks!! As Richard chomped down on his McTriple Threat, and Pete assumed…<\/p>\n
\nAs far as the WBF scoring system goes:
\n1] How many Social Networking Sites do you appear on – Fred Thompson = 5
\n2] How much merchandise – Fred Thompson = 0
\n3] How many ringtones – Fred Thompson = 0
\nFred is the man… according to Fred!<\/p>\n