yes, I am overseas, its true, pics from the road

OK, these two are really boring, but pic one comes from lille in France, bonjour mon amour, comment ca va? ca va bien? Merci

the second also from Lille in Northern France show a protest about the idiocy of the Australian public in not voting for abe to become the latest stand up sensation (vote abedoesstandup at walkblackforest dot org). These French knw their way around a funny joke, give them le joke! I love that the fact that Michael Cera from Juno and Arrested Development seemed to be there in the all black and headband. So, I told you Abe, you are funnier than Jason Bateman AND Portia De Rossi

Show 286 has arrived fresh and new from the dry cleaners, and that egg stain, gone in a jiffy

fresh from like now, I mean as I am writing this, the show is still going LIVE TO AIR, how freaking fresh is that, we have show 286, as richard says, the 47th show in the 280’s







EPISODE #284 – The HD-DVD of Sydney Radio! Mmmmm HD-DVD…

He’s sorry!
He really really is!
I mean look, in retrospect, Work Choices – not the best idea.
Northern Territory Intervention – good, bad… who can say?!
Cutting education spending every year for 11 years – probably not too positive long term.
Invading Iraq – well it got us in the papers and GWB is happy, so the death toll can be forgiven.
Tax cuts that international experts say favoured the rich – well you have to pay for the votes now don’t you?!
Saying “sorry to the Aborigines” – STILL CAN’T DO IT!!!
Little Johnny, get with it son! You lost. Admit defeat. Walk away. Keep your mouth shut, take up bowls, wear a cardigan, be a man and APOLOGISE!!

Vent over…

So PM K-Rudd said a long-waited for “sorry” to Australia’s indigenous people. The previous government wouldn’t, even members of said government (now in highly paid semi-retirement in opposition) boycotted, read magazines or refused to acknowledge the apology. They really are bastards aren’t they!! Little Johnny didn’t turn up to the ceremony, even though every living PM did. His old ministers are back-peddling from his ideologically barren wasteland of conservative number crunching socially irresponsible governance. How quickly the mighty have fallen – and they can’t even face it. The Aboriginal peoples of Australia aren’t the only ones who need an apology. How about the poor, the sick, mentally ill, the immigrants, the refugees, the Iraqis, the students, the defence personnel who sue the crappy equipment you send them to war with, the teachers who have to do their jobs with less funding than ever, the community organisations who struggle like never before to help those less fortunate. Stand up Little Man!! Admit your hate driven agenda. Apologise, move away and never come back. You may be up for consideration for the Order of the Garter… you’ll have to wrestle Downer for it!

Bloody hell Vent Mk2 over… I’m sorry!!

Okay, so Peter Costello, unsure how to tie his shoes now Johnny isn’t doing it for him, has walked away… or has he. We think he’s biding his time. He’s always wanted to be the Fairy Queen and it’s months till Christmas. Maybe this year they’ll pick him now that little guy’s gone! Mind you Downer’s still wearing last year’s costume – tights, wig and all! He’s also waiting to become leader. But, as Poll Smoking told us this week, his adversary Doc Nelson is having trouble. Only 32% of people think he’s doing a good job – compared to the PMs 71%. In fact 51% of Liberal voters think K-Rudd is better than Doc Nelson, and 63% of Liberal voters think that Costello would be better. Oddly 84% of Liberal voters believe Menzies is frozen and are waiting for the day he can be unfrozen to lead Australia into a newly enlightened age of no unions, all white buses, and gloves and hats for ladies. Not big fans of burkas ironically!!

Now Pete’s been absent.. physically, emotionally, spiritually if you believe Jamie Durie’s blog… but in reality he’s been O.S. (which is code for “not anywhere near you, you poor toss-bucket”). In his adventures he’s discovered “Schiesser” brand underwear, and a kids clothing range called “Scat”. Now i know advertisers think being literal is fun – but “Scat”? All the Germans will be lining up to buy it… or maybe just chew on it…! Eeeewww.

The US Presidential Election is heating up, with everyone’s favourite kill-joy Ralph Nader getting involved to divide the Democratic vote. See Ralph’s an idiot! He thinks he knows everything, and in effect cost John Kerry some very important votes in the last US Presidential Election – leaving GWB the victor. This time he is expected to take votes for Obama, who’s supporters are more likely to go left than Hillary’s supporters who love Bill. In fact get too close and you can love him… in a physical way. Hillary doesn’t mind – she just likes the access to getting high paying clients for her law firm. Jaded? You bet your bippy Constable Carruthers!
Now, Richard thinks the US would have gone to war in Iraq whether GWB was there or not. Pete and I agree that Afghanistan was going to happen after 911 no matter what – but Iraq? Not too sure. But that being said Richard HATES Al Gore. Why? “They call her Tipper, Tipper, faster than lyrics, no one can see… because i said so…!!”
All i can say is this: Do these two look hard and fast? It’s Whore-llary!! Vote for her = expect more!
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Obama, Obama, go go Obama!!!

… and finally, K-Rudd hates pirates. He hates the beards, the peg legs, that parrot and the constant “arrrrgh”-ing. You have to face it… it’s annoying! Not only do they act weirdly, they run illegal bit torrents. I think that’s what Pete and Richard were talking about. Apparently their boats now ply the seas sending files around, bouncing them to Sweden and back to your PC (or Mac…). Now if you use these boats (pretty sure you have to use a life vest… not too sure), you can use them twice, but if you use the boats again, then the Coast Guard are allow to sink your ISP. I think that’s right… Now the worst of these pirates are the porn pirates. No peg leg there! Just a giant vibrating dildo. Their ships, like The Penetrator, The Thrustmaster and The Black Hole Rimmer, sail the waves of lube ripping and streaming rippling masses of flesh to users at home. Really i got confused at this point. I’m not too sure about these pirates. They sound a bit gay!

The Fuck-O-Meter this week was off the chart.
P: 4
R: 4
A: 3

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Show 284, here to give you a “wayne carey”, thats a champagne bottle to your OWN head

A rare show at the moment, it actually happened, we were all live and the jokes were funny, oh and john howard’s legacy is rotting faster than the nazi face in raiders of the lost ark 



EPISODE #283 – Entry Only Permitted by Order of the Catholic Church

If i told you Richard had been keeping a close eye on Helen Coonan’s door would you be:
a] amused?
b] surprised?
c] aroused?
d] have no idea who Helen Coonan is?

Well if you answered:
a] you would be Pete,
b] you would be Abe,
c] you would be Richard
d] everyone else because they lost the election and have absolutely no relevance now that we’re turning around all their fascist policies which they all “truly believed in” till the leader was gone and then they all ran for cover.
Mind you The Coonan mightn’t – they’re still trying to scrub the walls down after she had that viewing night of “Triumph of the Will”.

Now away from The Coonan, the US Presidential Race was being reduced to just a few contenders. Most of the Democrats had gone, which only leaves Hillary (corporate interests best friend – and what a proud legacy the Clinton name has) and Obama (the people’s true and noble defender of justice and light). What??!! I’m not picking sides – i just say it as i see it! I can’t vote, so it’s my only option!!
Speaking of women who are passed their expiry date; Senator John McCain. No he’s not a woman, but his mum is (or was at some point). Let’s face the facts, McCain’s a mummy’s boy! Oh i hear you say “he went to war, raised a family of his own, supported the killing of untold Iraqis – all manly things”. Well yes, true, but when a 72 year old man takes mum on the campaign trail when he has a perfectly able (and i would argue quite hot for 54- why else would he have cheated on his first wife with her) wife why would mum come along? To wipe his bum? Okay so here’s some background… oh stuff it – look, she’s 96. If that doesn’t seem that old, how about this… ninety six! Knit, watch Oprah, stop looking after your boy!
Mrs McCain Snr
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Okay so away from US politics for now, the PM K-Rudd (Righter of Wrongs, Starter of Committees, De-baller of Gillard) has been on a mission to right the evils of the Howard government. Tear up Work Choices, say “sorry”, question our long-term Iraqi mission… it’s all happening! What K-Rudd needs is a mantra, and i think we have one. Bush Snr had “4 More Years”, Bush Jnr had “Where’s you at…?”, Bill Clinton had “Why Didn’t You Just Swallow?” – but K-Rudd needs more. How about “K-Rudd – No More Howard Legacy”. The conservative media are trying their best to talk Little Johnny up, his achievements etc, but really they’re flogging a dead horse! Bring on the end to the Howard Legacy – Bring on the K-Rudd Era.

Ironically we talked about Rudy Giulianni and body count in the same segment. Not what you might think, but now Giulliani is supporting John McCain we can stop seeing his stupid head on TV. That being said, the body count bit was in reference to Rambo 4. Funnily enough Stallone has been doing the rounds of US talk shows and talking about the repression in Burma (where the film is set). Originally the film was going to be him returning to Afghanistan (post Rambo 3 and the Russian withdrawal) to fight the Taliban he was actually helping in Rambo 3. Too ironic, so they sent him to Burma to kill some people who the US might be able to defeat if they could be bothered… there could be oil!

World Youth day, or as some Catholic priests like to call it “the smorgasbord”, is going ahead with glee. You see the NSW state government have come to the party, and as if Catholic repression of 3rd world nations isn’t enough, Morris Enema and his crew of dildo-monkeys have decided that draconian police powers are in order. We will be in lockdown, similar to the ASEAN meeting. Actually it might work quite well. I know of a certain person coming her especially who has a Nazi past, was the official in charge of covering up the abuse of children all around the world by Catholic priests, and has spoken of Islam as an evil. Maybe these powers could stop him… no? Oh why am i not surprised!!! I’ll look forward to seeing Morris and this Cabinet Circus kissing the Pope’s ring. Oh and i actually meant ring, not ‘ring’… still there is time!

Fuck O Meter this week:
P: 3
R: 2
A: 2 (shame on you Hood-boy)
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