Okay, this is a bit late, but you get that!! Not as late as a certain radio personality’s mistress – 6 weeks and counting. Papa’s got a few questions to answer, baby!!
Ha ha, WBF finally has a civilian on our MySpace page!! Go Alice. Bring tha noise.
That being said, in an attempt to not prove himself a knob, Richard has moved to Bennelong, seat of the current sitting PM Little Johnny the Dwarf King. See if you haven’t been keeping tabs, Richard has said Rudd will win the next election, so he’s “loaded up the truck and he’s moved to Bennelong.” No more lattes at the cafe, little pastries and cute $14 chocolate truffles. It’s scones and mothballs for Richard – bless his cotton socks. Anything for the cause!
You see, it’s probably better to contextualise this before i move on; Brendon Nelson is an idiot – that being said, this week he played right into our hands… and told the truth about Iraq. He stated our continued presence in Iraq was to secure oil resources for the future. Kind of a problem, because that sounds just a teensy little bit like “War for Oil”. So much so that Little Johnny had to come out and correct him – sort of. Not only that but the government has decided to send $56 Billion to Iraq. Not in the form of redevelopment costs, medicine, or teachers. No – they’re sending it all in the form of military spending. Don’t get me wrong, the army need it! But don’t lie about what it’s for. It’s to keep the army in Iraq so we get a slice of the oil pie. Maybe some of that money will go to repairing the M1A1 AIM tanks we just bought from the US… since they don’t work! Yes, they’re an improvement on the Leopard, but do we need more overpriced pieces of US hardware? Speaking of which, have you read about the JSF? It’s now costing us $110 million per plane. That’s a lot for a plane that by the time we get it will be 15 years out of date. Or we could have bought this, or this, or my personal favourite … all cheaper, all better!!!
Hey Mr President this week profiled Democratic hopeful Chris Dodd. Okay, so Chris was a military man, a senator and a member of the Peace Corp. Strong foundations for a Presidential candidate. He’s a fan of National Service and an idea called Senior Superheroes (not a group i would like to see in spandex and time soon). Unfortunately he has a chink in his armour (no pun intended)… he doesn’t like Hispanics. I mean he may like them, but not dating his daughter, or working in his office. They can work FOR him, maybe in the garden, or cleaning his pool, but that’s pretty much it. Another added bonus – if you go to his website, you can join the Dodd Squad – sounds like drop outs from the Scooby Gang.
As far as the WBF scoring system goes:
1] How many Social Networking Sites do you appear on – Chris Dodd = 4
2] How much merchandise – Chris Dodd = 3
3] How many ringtones – Chris Dodd = 0
In our own election it was time for Battle For Bennelong. Pete found himself out on the streets this week, the streets of Eastwood; the new crib of the Little Johnny Posse. It’s in this environment that Little Johnny has begun his new found “local member” status. He’s stopping a train line being built that might make it noisy for some (but in reality help the environment and more convenient for the silent majority), he’s trying to keep the council in charge of local zoning (odd for someone so interest in Federalism. You see he’s really just a sell out! Anything for votes – Little Johnny for sale!
Little Johnny’s nemesis, Peter Costello (who this week refused to rule out a leadership challenge) was on Kyle and Jackie O last week. Keeping it real, speaking to the youth, understanding their issues. he’s so human he said he’s moved by emotional films – tears are shed, and blubbering ensues. There you go, thought journalism was dead? They’re the big issues!!
Peaches this week was packed, so packed that Richard left it till there was only 10 minutes left of the show… so we missed the good stuff! Dang him!! But what we did find out was that Pappa Bob was paid $1.7 million for his Telstra ad. Can you believe it? I wonder how much of that made it to the world’s poor, Mr Moral Conscience!
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